The Official Sedano's Survival Guide
- Don't come into the express lane with more than 10 items I'm not talking 11 items, I'm talking a full cart that is about to have items falling out. The express lane doesn't get a bag-boy so one person has to bag all your shit
- We don't give a FUCK, about your home situation, your mother's nic-nac collection, or your brothers need for deodorant , Give me the cash, take your change, and stop holding my line.
- Please don't fight with the person behind, or in front of you in line, it's pointless, idiotic, and your not even going to do anything, just look like a pair of 5yr olds that can't control yourselves, you'll probably never see each other in the same lane again or remember each others faces, so stop making the cashier look like they started an issue grow the fuck up and go home.
- Don't file the complaints you have against a individual worker with a cashier, we all work together, we're not going to report a co-worker and possible friend for your sake, Customer Service exists for a reason, whine and bitch that you didn't get your slice of deli ham, your piece of pork, or your sandwich soon enough.
- Don't yell at the cashier because a price on the display is not how it was in the aisles, here's some news for you people are l-a-z-y people will tend to now and again put shit in random places so read the actual tag and if your not sure on the price, there's a neat little key called the "Price check" and we have absolutely no control over the prices in the store, they train us to scan your shit, put in produce codes, take your money.
- Keep your child's hands off of our display and keypad, since when the hell do you let your 2yr old touch your home computers keyboard? so then why the hell do I have to deal with a kid interrupting my code inputs
- Do NOT I REPEAT NOT COMPLAIN THAT IT IS HOT TO A CASHIER, they can do NOTHING for you, and chances are, you know being that they work in the store, that by the time you realize it's hot, we have too.
- Make sure you have your wallet/card/ID/purse BEFORE you even START making purchases cause there is nothing more irritating than having to hold a line back due to your bad memory
- Do not yell at the cashier cause our network went down, and we can only accept cash, they don't know whats going on, and will just tell you "There is nothing I can do"
- Do not attempt to buy the entire store worth of merchandise on a single card, or in cash, without checking how much you have, there is nothing worse for the cashier than to have to do go back of an entire cart full cause your mentally unstable self couldn't control your cash.
- If you have a lot of items, and there is no bag-boy get the stick out of your prissy ass and help bag!
- Finally and the biggest rule of all PAY FOR WHAT YOUR FAT ASS EATS, We get blamed when there is stuff in the aisles that is half-eaten and not paid for.
